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Friday, 11 October 2013

Arsenal fans given 'an incredible opportunity' in one of the strangest job adverts ever to be posted on the internet

Arsenal fans given 'an incredible opportunity' in one of the strangest job adverts ever to be posted on the internet
One Arsenal fan is offering $150 just to impersonate him on Facebook
One Arsenal fan is offering $150 just to impersonate him on Facebook
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Are you an Arsenal fan, do you like to post insightful and witty football banter online, do you like to flirt with women?
Then we may have found just the job for you. An Arsenal fan in Australia is hanging up his banter boots, and wants to PAY somebody to impersonate him on social media.
The fan claims that trolling Mirror Football columnist John Cross would be a requirement of the job, and that he will pay $150-per-game for a fan to login into his Facebook account while Arsenal are playing and post comments on Arsenal fan groups.
The advert was posted to Gumtree by somebody who only gives their name as Nathan, and it states that the successful applicant:
"...will receive a style guide which contains a selection of “Dinoisms” (common phrases and standard vernacular I utilise) which must be used when posting or engaging in banter with specified targets."
It also suggests you will have to impersonate the employer in his love life:
"The successful applicant may also be trained to engage in strategic flirting and mind games with several females via the Facebook Messenger application."
Screenshot of the whacky job ad
Screenshot of the whacky job ad
 If you want the job, you'll have to go through a rigorous recruitment process:
"The successful applicant may also be required to troll specific football identities on Twitter, namely Andrew Orsatti, Mark Bosnich and John Cross.
"You will also be expected to attend weekly team meetings with my brother and I to brainstorm ideas for attack posts, photoshopping and general group slander. You will also undergo a three-day drilling to test your quick-wit and banter skills."
If the bizarre job sounds like it could be up your street, click here to apply.

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